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MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3875	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	266
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1917	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Star Shards Collected:	241	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ores Mined:	9246
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1249	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Love Letters Sent:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Villages Defended:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24