| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4284 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 135 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 479 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7102 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Farms Harvested: | 360 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8412 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8820 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 453 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9976 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3822 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2830 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1328 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8766 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 420 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Votes: | 8866 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7054 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4963 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 572 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4662 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4765 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2639 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4875 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4529 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
