| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4664 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2165 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 378761 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8745 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3073 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7394 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 4123 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 405 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1421 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3013 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | New Chunks Explored: | 266539 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9568 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 649 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4453 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8098 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8675 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9829 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Potions Brewed: | 53 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8444 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3234 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 6508 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 184 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1742 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7200 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 83 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 106 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2228 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2012 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1602 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Farms Harvested: | 774 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
