Twump’s Blocky Kingdom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TinyTots Tumor Takedown

age, cancer research, cancer treatment, cell study, childhood cancer, children, immune response, immune responses, immune system, immunotherapy, inflammation, mutation rates, pediatric cancer, pediatric oncology, precision immunotherapy, Precision medicine, T cell activity, takedown, TinyTots, Treatment, tumor, tumor mutation, tumor type

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy things happening, like, we have a secret lab where we study, like, pediatric cancer and stuff. but get this, the lab is run by, like, mutant turtles who are also doctors. they wear little lab coats and everything, it’s wild.

and, like, the best part is that the kids with cancer get to play Minecraft with the turtles while they’re getting treatment. it’s, like, therapy and gaming all in one. and, like, the turtles are super smart, they know all about T cells and inflammation and mutation rates. they’re, like, the best doctors ever.

so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and help advance precision immunotherapy for kids with cancer, you gotta join this server. plus, you get to hang out with mutant turtles in lab coats, how cool is that?

ShipwreckMC

Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla Creative Mini games PvP Economy Roleplay Quests Towny Pixelmon Modded Events Skywars Survival games Hardcore Hardcore KitPvP RPG Magic Exploration Adventure

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Void Gems Collected:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

ShipwreckMC is a dynamic Minecraft server network offering an array of exciting gamemodes, including Survival, Skyblock, Prison, and Factions. Dive into endless possibilities, from building massive creations and farming riches to competing in epic battles and mastering the economy. Our vibrant, welcoming community is the heart of our network, and we’re always evolving to bring you the best experience. Join us today, leave your mark on the seas, and help shape the future of ShipwreckMC!

play.shipwreckmc.com

RulerCraft

Aztec Temple, bedrock, Biomes, Community, Economy, End Temple, Factions, java, mobs, Nations, Ores, PvP, quarries, Roleplay, RulerCraft, Senate, smp, Staff, Towns, Treasure Ships, War, world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4164	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

Feature	Description
Earth	Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
Towny	Can start your own towns and nations or join another town or nation.
	Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy with automatic price changes and trading ships.
Perks	Custom system with 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
Senate	Players vote on new features, promotions, ban appeals, and more.
Good Community	Toxic behavior and drama not tolerated.
Righteous Staff	Staff chosen by players and follow guidelines.
Optional PvP	Choose to turn on PvP or not.
SiegeWar & Custom War System	Combining SiegeWar with custom war system for warfare.
Quarries & Treasure Ships	Nations can fight for production sites that grant money.
Dungeons	Custom dungeons and challenging bosses for EXP and loot.
Java & Bedrock Support	Play on any device.

FAQ:

1. How do I join RulerCraft?

You can join by using the IP address: play.rulercraft.com or the port 25565 for Bedrock.

2. Can I start my own town or nation?

Yes, you can start your own town or nation in RulerCraft.

3. Are there custom perks available?

Yes, there are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from based on your choices.

4. Is PvP optional in RulerCraft?

Yes, you can choose to turn on PvP or not.

5. How do I vote on new features or promotions?

Players can participate in the Senate system to vote on new features, promotions, and more.

Vivid Visions 1.20.1

1.20.1, aesthetic opinion, art critique, artistic impression, emotional reaction, emotions, feelings, image appraisal, image assessment, image contemplation, image evaluation, image perception, image reflection, individual perspective, personal response, sensory feedback, subjective experience, VISIONS, visual analysis, visual assessment, visual interpretation, vivid

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	270	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe the level of epicness that goes down in there.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime.

Trust me, once you step foot into this server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

VibeCheckMC Server

aita, disposable cameras, drama-averse, Drunk, finance bro, foster kittens, friends from work, Girlfriend, heartbroken, Investment Banking, letting know, overreacting, pick-me land, Pictures, privacy violation, Server, toxic plants, VibeCheckMC, vibrator, VIOLATION, weird situation, WIBTA

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	470	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	8674	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	381081	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	51	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8085	Rainbows Spotted:	4

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3