yo yo yo come join dis server where we got 2 arms instead of the usual 1. like who needs just 1 arm when you can have 2, amirite?

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.

if you join now, you get a free pet ender dragon that can do your homework for you. plus, every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out of your butt.

so come on down to our server where the grass is purple and the diamonds sing show tunes. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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