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ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Votes:	3631	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2831
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1743	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	124097	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	105	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8809	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	9045
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	113
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	3691
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2