| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1110 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3129 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5648 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5179 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7673 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 3619 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7110 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 434 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.
plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.
so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1313 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 859 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3528 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 111 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9207 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.
And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3150 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 584239 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2993 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 126 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4327 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7135 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5163 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 293 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 7689 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 758 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7490 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 157 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 298 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 576 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2743 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2031 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9461 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1420 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
