| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2449 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Hardcore survival in vanilla!
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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9723 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 135 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8671 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 192183 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7468 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7677 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3647 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 489 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Potions Brewed: | 45 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 160 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 658 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2418 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9481 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2820 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9442 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8293 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 950278 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2835 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1424 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2901 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6608 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7521 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7908 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
