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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 562 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2497 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava pit (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). And get this, every Sunday we have a PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob.
But wait, there’s more! We have a town square where we hold dance parties with the villagers and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes (one of them has to be for more cake, obviously).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!