Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
so, like, imagine this: instead of watching boring ol’ tv all day, you could be playing on this EPIC minecraft server that will make you age like fine wine, bro! like, seriously, if you spend too much time on the couch watching tv, your aging odds go down, but if you join this server, you’ll be aging like a boss, increasing your chances of healthy aging by, like, 1000% or something crazy like that! so, ditch the remote and grab your pickaxe, cuz this server is gonna make you feel younger than a baby chicken in no time!
