TV Show TrashCraft

binge watching, critical analysis, critique, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, fan base, Mainstream, Media, must see, opinion, overhyped, overpublicized, overrated TV shows, overvalued, popular culture, Show, television, television industry, TrashCraft, trending, TV series, viewer ratings

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Void Gems Collected:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8009
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of watching the same old overrated TV shows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper sneaks up on you! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it! So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to endless adventures on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

★Quirm SMP

Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, discord server, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mature Players, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, Unique Events, vanilla aspect, voice chat mod, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Emeralds Found:	6290	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Quirm Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
Community	Interact with our community reaching 15+ Players on weekends!
Gameplay	Experience proximity chat gameplay.
Events
Server Performance	Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old.
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
Be civil and have common sense.
Must have a Discord account to join the server.
Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

Additional Information

All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect.
Obtain exclusive items through events on the server.
This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed in open arms!
This server is exclusive to version 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat).

Apply Now!

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xaX9HG36CV

Moid’s Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Affection, affectionate gestures, Boyfriend, brushing hair, Caring, desire, dream, FANTASY, Future, Girlfriend, Haven, Hope, Intimacy, longing, love, Moids, neck kisses, partner, relationships, romance, sweet girl, tenderness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll find a moid who will brush your hair and give you gentle neck kisses! I know, sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s all true! And not only that, this moid will also call you his sweet girl. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

BachBashCraft

additional expenses, BachBashCraft, bachelorette party, canceled massage, cancellation fee, classy celebration, defending expenses, extra bottle of alcohol, group agreement, group event, group expenses, group funds, group members, group payments, hotel accommodations, hotel room, new puppy, original plan, personal touches, refund, yacht dinner cruise

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

90s cartoons, animated characters, animated classics, animated series, binge watching, binge watching cartoons, binge-worthy, binge-worthy cartoons, BingeCartoonKid, cartoon, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite shows, kids entertainment, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, tv shows

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

CraftyCare, Edition, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare debate, healthcare insurance, healthcare opinions, healthcare outcomes, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare quality, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system comparison, private healthcare, public healthcare, universal healthcare, US healthcare system

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6005	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	6

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Secret Passages Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Crops Grown:	5578	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8102
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Players Killed by Monsters:	7629	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!