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DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	272
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3575
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	107
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Potions Brewed:	68
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8193	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	56	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	51
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	3768

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

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Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10