TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Did They Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8508	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

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Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	978678

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Commitment, Communication, family, husband, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, married life, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, relationship goals, secret, smp, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wife, wife life

Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Not Important Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9583	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6609
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!