TV Men Minecraft SMP

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Animals Bred: 80
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Potions Brewed: 136
    Alien Abductions: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mines Excavated: 3552
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Crops Grown: 3133
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Runes Activated: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 70
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Emeralds Found: 1450
    Ores Mined: 8728 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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