TV Men Minecraft SMP

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Animals Bred: 21
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Runes Activated: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Mines Excavated: 3026 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 155

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 4067 Gods Slained: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

    Boring Argonians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

    Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

    MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert
    Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

    The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

    But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

    Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

    Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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