TV Men Minecraft SMP

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 9579 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Magic Items Found: 6730

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 215

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4748 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9920 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4903 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 183 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Crops Grown: 2471
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
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