Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 464 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena. Not to mention, our villagers are known for throwing the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our Ender Dragon is actually a professional stand-up comedian.
But wait, there’s more! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides, perfect for a relaxing day in hell. And did I mention that our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise? That’s right, you’ll never find a more magical server than Native American Tux.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.