TurtleSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hubs-N-Bills Minecraft Server

family dynamics, financial boundaries, financial contributions, financial independence, gift giving, household expenses, HubsNBills, husband covering bills, in-laws, joint expenses, marital finances, Minecraft, mortgage-free, nursing income, passive income, property taxes, rental properties, Server, snide comments, spousal support, student loans, working part-time

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	1628	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Farms Harvested:	165
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my husband covering all the bills? Look no further! Join our server where we cover all the virtual expenses for you! Need diamonds? We got you covered. Want a fancy enchanted sword? We’ll hook you up. Our server is like having a sugar daddy, but in Minecraft form.

Just like how my husband adopted my daughter, our server will adopt you into its virtual family and shower you with gifts and goodies. And just like how my passive income covers all my personal expenses, our server will cover all your virtual needs.

So come join us and let us spoil you rotten, just like my in-laws think my husband spoils me. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCoupleGifts

5 years old, aita, alone, calling out, CraftyCoupleGifts, dinner time, EXCITEMENT, Experience, hurt, joint birthday present, joy, Party, PRESENT, Ridiculous, saturday, selfish, sharing, Son, Wife, work

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sharing joy? Look no further than our server! We believe in waiting to open presents together, unlike some selfish parents out there. Join us for a birthday celebration like no other, where we wait until the whole family is present to open gifts. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual cake to share! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the true meaning of family togetherness.

BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

arousal, awkward, Brain, BrainFlicker, desire, EMBARRASSING, funny, impulse, inappropriate, lustful, Minecraft, Random, sexual, Situation, smp, strange, Thoughts, Timing, Turned On, uncontrollable, unexpected, weird

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4838	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

advice, cherished, Childhood, CreeperFree, Dads, family, Father, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly advice, guidance, Impactful, lasting impression, lessons, life lessons, love, memorable, paternal, Role Model, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom, Zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Farms Harvested:	980	Dimension Hops:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, canal, CanalCraft, Claim, controversy, denial, Diplomatic, Dispute, free, international relations, Maritime, Minecraft, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, policy, Server, shipping, State Department, Toll, Transit, US government, Vessels

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global politics, international relations, Middle East conflict, military deployment, military intervention, military presence, military strategy, Peacekeeping, security measures, soldiers, trump, Trump administration, united states, us foreign policy, US soldiers, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Crafty Nurse Squad

Better nurse staffing, C-sections, Childbirth, Crafty, fewer c-sections, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare quality, healthcare research, healthcare staffing, hospital staffing, labor and delivery, maternal health, Maternity care., medical procedures, medical staffing, Nurse, nurse staffing, obstetrics, patient outcomes, squad, Surgical procedures, surgical staff

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Animals Bred:	67	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

Redefo

Adventure, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5019
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	766088	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to the redesign!

Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

What we offer:

Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

Enter now and start your journey!

redemo.ddns.net:2153

Pixeras

Afk, Balanced, blocks, Epic Tasks., fair, Fun, Innovative, Items, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, pay to win, PIXEL, Pixeras, Powerful player, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Pixeras comes with a Skyblock and MMORPG mixture that forces Minecraft’s boundaries! As the name implies, it represents a world in which the pixels unite and become a legend. Here, you will delete the traces of the concept of Pay to Win and find a fair, balanced, innovative and fun game environment. You will not only be limited to breaking the blocks and collecting items or leaving AFK, but you will also proceed to become the most powerful player in the Pixeras world by completing the epic tasks.

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THE OLD LANDS

Lands, Minecraft server Roleplay Discord Tech exploration Magic Ruins Riches Legacies PvP Survival Exploration Modded Kingdoms Adventure Ashes Eccentric Zealots Dwarves Villain Storytelling, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7942	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Overview

Server Name	Old Lands
Experience	Modded worldbuilding server with rich storytelling and survival aspects
Mods	Around 300 mods including tech exploration and magic
Features	Ruins to explore, riches to claim, and legacies to build
Gameplay	PvP welcome, roleplay rules apply
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the link provided in the Discord invite.

Q: What are the rules for PvP?

A: PvP is welcome and encouraged, but standard roleplay rules apply such as No New Life Rule (NLR).

Q: Are there specific character roles to play on the server?

A: You are free to choose how you wish to make your mark on the world, whether as an inspiration to your people or in infamy as a villain.

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9584	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Animals Bred:	86	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Emeralds Found:	4459	Enchantments Applied:	282
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4864
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0