Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	106
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crops Grown:	4964	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

BlockyAirLandingFail

air travel, aircraft maintenance, airline incidents, airline safety, airplane malfunction, airport operations, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, BlockyAirLandingFail, boeing, Boeing 737, emergency landing, flight delays, Jeju Air, Jeju island, landing gear malfunction, mechanical failure, passenger safety, Safety concerns, south korea

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crops Grown:	5341	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41
New Chunks Explored:	444536	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

So, like, come join our amazin’ Minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the fun stuff you need to have a blast! Our server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

You gotta join us cuz one time, this player built a giant toilet made outta diamonds and it actually flushed! And another time, a group of players rode llamas into battle against an army of evil bunnies. It was epic, dude!

Plus, our server has the best parties! We once threw a disco party in the Nether and even the Ender Dragon showed up to bust a move. It was lit, fam!

So, like, join our server and let’s make some crazy memories together! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures we’ll get into next!

Heatwave Havoc: Eastern Europe 2023

138-year context, 2023, climate change, climate research, climate science, data analysis, eastern, eastern europe, Environmental Science, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, Havoc, heatwave, heatwave trends, heatwaves, meteorology, natural variability, research, scientific findings, Summer, temperature rise, weather patterns

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Towns Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Crops Grown:	6215
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

come join our minecraft server where the heatwaves are so hot, your character might actually start sweating! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes, just like the extreme summer of 2023 in eastern europe.

our server is like a time machine, taking you back 138 years to experience all the wild climate changes. you’ll be dodging lightning strikes and running from tornadoes while trying to build your dream castle.

we’ve even got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the crazy weather, but watch out for the mutant creepers that lurk in the shadows.

join us for a truly insane minecraft experience that will have you questioning reality and wondering if climate change is really just a glitch in the game.

What is the IP for Doodle and Arkey Minecraft Server?

Arkey, brookhaven roblox, brookhavenrp, doodle, Doodle and Arkey, Doodle and Arkey Sprunki, Investigating Sprunki Myths, Minecraft, New Sprunki, new sprunki mod, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox doors, roblox doors 2, roblox doors floor 2, roblox game, roblox new, roblox news, roblox shorts, roblox story, roblox story new, roblox storytime, robloxia, Secret Mod Sprunki, Secret Sprunki Myths, Server, sprunki, Sprunki Codes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds who excel in visual storytelling and design. With a passion for bringing ideas to life through their unique artistry, they have collaborated on numerous projects that have captured the attention of audiences everywhere. Their innovative approach to illustration and graphic design sets them apart, making them a force to be reckoned with in the world of visual communication.

Survival for real men Minecraft server

active community, Active Staff, Challenging, competitive, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, friendly community, Grief Protection, Hardcore, Mature Players, minecraft server, no pay to win, PvP, Ranks, real men, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

The owner of the “Survival for Real Men” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

t3.vanilla-box.ru

MinecraftOffline

1 Gbit Network, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, Address, admins, Cheating, Custom written plugins, European players, finland, General Details, Grief Rollbacks, Griefing, high performance hardware, Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, Join our Discord, low latency, MinecraftOffline, Permanent World, Semi Vanilla, Version

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

MinecraftOffline
General Details
Address: minecraftoffline.net
Version: 1.21.3
Permanent world – no resets
Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences
Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Can I reset my progress in the server?

No, the server has a permanent world with no resets.

What are the rules regarding cheating and griefing?

Cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted. Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks.

Are there any custom features in the server?

Yes, the server has custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

Where is the server based?

The server is based in Finland, making it ideal for European players who want low latency.

Mystic Isles 1.20.6

1.20.6, Beach, beauty, British, Clouds, dusk, england, Evening, HORIZON, Isles, landscape, mystic, Nature, orange, Peaceful, red, Seaside, Serene, SKY, sunset, Tranquil, Twilight, uk

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of ever? Well, look no further, because this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

We got more mods than a robot at a disco, and more mini-games than a circus on steroids! Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

CrazyCrafters

Challenges, coping, Crazycrafters, living with mental illness, medication, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, self-care, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that question again! Why? Because our server is so wild and wacky that it will make your brain feel like it’s on a permanent vacation to Crazytown!

Imagine a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where the only way to defeat the Ender Dragon is by challenging it to a dance-off. That’s the kind of insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers gather to party like it’s 1999 (even though they have no idea what year it is). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring old reality. Because in our world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many exploding sheep.

MapleCraft: Crackdown on Smuggling

Abuse, allegations, Canada, Corruption, crackdown, criminal activity, education, enforcement, Exploitation, foreign students, Government, human smuggling, illegal activities, immigration, India, international student program, investigation, MapleCraft, policies, regulations, SMUGGLING, visa fraud

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	215515
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we promise not to smuggle any humans, especially not from india hahaha. we have the best international student program where you can learn how to build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a pro. plus, canada is cracking down on abuse so you know we’re legit. join now and let’s build a world together, no smuggling allowed!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Conquer Challenges, daring quests, discord community, discovery, exclusive community, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Hidden Secrets, immersive experience, immersive realm, immersive-journey, join now, landscapes, majestic structures, mettle, minecraft realm, Mysteries, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, TechnoTerra

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1046	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ores Mined:	5908
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQs

Q: What kind of adventures can I expect in the realms?	A: You can expect to traverse through landscapes, craft majestic structures, embark on quests, and immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
Q: Are there exclusive communities in each realm?	A: Yes, each realm has its own exclusive community where adventure and discovery thrive.
Q: How do I join a realm?	A: Simply use the realm code provided above for the realm you wish to join.

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina Twitter, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi YouTube, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro YouTube, Ember Amane, Ember Amane Twitch, Erina Makina, Erina Makina YouTube, Ex-Tsunderia, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri Archive, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie Twitch, idol corp, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi Twitter, Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi Twitter, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko Twitter, pcgia Links, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect Friends, Phase Connect Lia, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Connect Twitter, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys Twitch, tcgia guide, Thread Template, twitter widgets

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Emeralds Found:	454
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	811

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like /pcgia/ but in blocky form. We got Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders up in here, like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko.

These peeps are straight-up legends, and they’re ready to take on some blocky adventures with you. Plus, we got links to all their socials, so you can stalk them in-game and out.

Join us and be part of the /pcgia/ fam, where we also chill with /pcg/, /vt/, /pcgen3k/, /tsunx/, /jidf/, and more. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, bro.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and vibe with the coolest crew in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro. Let’s get blocky!

TastyTrollTacos

bizarre food combinations, delicious culinary mashups, delicious food combos, interesting flavor mixes, odd food pairings, out of the box flavor combinations, quirky food combinations, strange but tasty dishes, surprising flavor fusions, surprising food concoctions, tastes good, tasty food experiments, tasty food hybrids, TastyTrollTacos, uncommon food pairings, unconventional food pairings, unexpected flavor combinations, unique food pairings, unusual food combination, unusual taste sensations, weird food pairings

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4362
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old food combos like peanut butter and jelly? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a secret recipe for a food combo that will blow your mind! Imagine a steak sandwich with a side of watermelon slices and a sprinkle of cocoa powder – sounds crazy, right? But trust us, it’s a flavor explosion in your mouth that you won’t find anywhere else! Join our server for the chance to discover more wacky food combos and unleash your inner culinary genius!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, alliances, Automation, Challenges, cherry blossom biome, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Events, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Slimefun, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Towns Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Conquest SMP 1.20 Features

Feature	Description
Slimefun	Transforms Minecraft with technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.
Backpack Upgrades	Expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time.
Custom Enchants	Enhance your gear with custom enchantments that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla experience.
Automate Your World	Create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, and more.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the Discord server.

Are there community events?

Yes, the server hosts community-driven events, challenges, and contests for players to participate in.

Can I team up with other players?

Yes, the server encourages players to team up, trade, and make friendships within a welcoming community.

Wooden Bat Katana 1.21

baseball bat, baseball bat collectible, baseball bat design, baseball bat replica, baseball equipment, baseball gear, Bat, KATANA, Katana Sword, Martial Arts, martial arts weapon, samurai baseball bat, samurai sword, sports equipment, sports gear, traditional weapon, wooden, wooden baseball bat, wooden bat, wooden katana, wooden sword, wooden weapon

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2820	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crops Grown:	8260	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of wielding basic weapons like a wooden baseball bat? Well, on this server, we upgrade you to a freakin’ katana! That’s right, you’ll be slicing and dicing those creepers like a samurai warrior on steroids. Join now for the ultimate weapon upgrade and become a Minecraft ninja in no time!

CancelCraft

CancelCraft, career impact, consequences, employment prospects, forgiveness, internet fame, Job Opportunities, Job Search, online presence, professional image, public perception, racist, recovery process, Redemption, reputation management, ruined reputation, second chances, social media, viral, viral backlash, wrong reasons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2979
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Are you tired of being canceled and shunned by society for all the wrong reasons? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the canceled and controversial individuals with open arms!

Join us and experience a world where your past mistakes and scandals are a thing of the past. Build your reputation from scratch and show the world that even the most canceled of individuals can thrive in our virtual community.

Who knows, you might even become a Minecraft celebrity for all the right reasons! So come on, join our server and let’s turn your canceled status into a legendary comeback story.

YoonCraft: Presidential Pursuit

Accountability, allegations, Arrest warrant, charges, Corruption, Court, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Investigators, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, opposition, Political, President Yoon, PRESIDENTIAL, Pursuit, ruling party, S.Korea, scandal, south korea, YoonCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	606305	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE HOT POTATOES ON A CREEPER’S BUTT CHEEKS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD CASTLES OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE.

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE BREED MUTANT CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE RAVE PARTIES WE THROW IN THE NETHER.

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS WITH UNICORN HORNS, READY TO MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT DREAMS COME TRUE. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, WE DON’T JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, WE LIVE IT.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE LLAMAS RULE THE LAND AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS? YEAH, IT’S WILD. JOIN US NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN.