Turtle SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Potions Brewed:	84
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	76	Magic Items Found:	7494
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	8838	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Crops Grown:	2720
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5461
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	6406
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Farms Harvested:	780
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

Players:	102/300	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9547	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5