Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Preferred Players	Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
Do I need any mods to play on the server?	No, this is a vanilla survival server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crops Grown:	6231
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HomerlessCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Farms Harvested:	105

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7534	New Chunks Explored:	276118
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.