Turnabout SMP: Semi-Spicy Vanilla Server for the confused chickens who forgot the {Whitelist} {Hermitcraft-like} seasoning mix!

24/7 uptime, A Shopping and Minigames District, Active Playerbase, Age Minimum, Anti-Stealing, chickens, Community Building, Confused, custom music disc, discord server, Events, Forgot, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Hermitcraftlike, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minecraft server, Mix, Mob and Player Heads, one player sleep, Redstone, Seasoning, Semi Vanilla, semi vanilla server, SemiSpicy, Server, smp, Turnabout, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1186	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Turnabout SMP Server Overview

Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

We are a whitelisted server and have an age minimum of 16 years old. Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore! Join us at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Join our Discord server at the link provided and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have anti-griefing plugins in place to protect the server and ensure a positive experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join Turnabout SMP?

A: Yes, players must be at least 16 years old to join the server.

Q: What are Mayoral Elections on the server?

A: Mayoral Elections are events where players can run for mayor of specific districts on the server and have the opportunity to lead and organize events within their district.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Votes:	9528
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crops Grown:	7870
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Buildings Constructed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Farms Harvested:	877	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3622

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	8995	Evil Twin Fights:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	5510

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?