Turmoil SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	160	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	New Chunks Explored:	158508
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Emeralds Found:	7524	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	99/500	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	172705	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3