TurkeySMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7971	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Java IP: play.turkeysmp.com Bedrock IP: 51.81.52.33:25632 Discord: https://discord.gg/hr5NyyQt Dynamp: http://map.turkeysmp.com:6998 Store: https://store.turkeysmp.com

TurkeySMP is a new Minecraft survival multiplayer server hosted in the central United States that hopes to provide players with a safe, fun and non-toxic environment. Key features include Java/Bedrock Crossplay, 24/7 uptime, low ping (within the US), GriefPrevention land claims, Dynmap, a natural Diamond based barter economy with player shops, freedom of speech within server rules, voting rewards, ranking up via votes or donations, backpacks, and crates, with much more coming soon.

TurkeySMP is owned by TurkeyToes1999, who previously hosted a server known as FRS Craft under the username bubble222. The server and website are developed and maintained (and currently funded) by TurkeyToes1999. With almost ten years of experience working with Java, networking and server administration, TurkeyToes1999 will work hard to ensure a quality playing experience for all players.

Although the TurkeySMP server is new, there are administrators but no lower-level staff. This means staff applications will soon be available to build a strong staff team to maintain server rules. Keep in mind that even with reduced staff online, the server logs EVERYTHING, and players violating server rules WILL be appropriately dealt with. Please do the right thing and follow server rules, as /banip is just one command away!

play.turkeysmp.com

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	50

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	223	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	151

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchantments Applied:	89	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	215

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Votes:	6647	Farms Harvested:	746
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1495	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9343	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	170	Runes Activated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Towns Built:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimension Hops:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!