Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 1727
Villages Defended: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MisogynistMasherCraft

    MisogynistMasherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

    SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories
    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 82 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

    Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 275 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

    steals your gallons Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MOH DramaCraft

    MOH DramaCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

    Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

    So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Falling into the Void: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 334 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Emeralds Found: 6868
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3278 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2232
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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