TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

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join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ores Mined:	1859	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Items Found:	4972	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	174
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4034	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6309	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dimension Hops:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crops Grown:	4457
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.