lol this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we have a secret turd collection mini game where you gotta pick up over ten thousand turds just like a dog owner hahahaha. but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet rock breeding program where you can create your own army of indestructible rock minions to do your bidding. and if that’s not enough, we have a hidden underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons get down and boogie all night long. so come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it!
TurdQuestMC
EcoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!
so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.BlockyPhD to Prof
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.
If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.
Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!
Melio
Melio Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Melio Version Java 1.21.4 Features No land-claiming or chest locks, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat Location Western US FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Q: What is the application process like?
A: Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio?
A: Players of all playstyles and backgrounds are welcome, aiming to be an inclusive safe space.
Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?
A: We enforce strict rules, especially regarding theft. We also avoid certain features like warps, McMMO, and money plugins.
SelfieCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience all the ups and downs of a rollercoaster relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of thinking you’re about to kiss your crush, only to have them shut you down with a “noooooo” at the last second – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!Once you’ve navigated the awkwardness of misreading signals, you can look forward to baking the most epic Nutella cheesecake to win a bet for a make-out session. Just be prepared for some mixed signals along the way, like being told your selfies are not welcome after weeks of hooking up – talk about a plot twist!
So, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance, join our server now and see if you can figure out if you’re the asshole in this crazy love story!