| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2432 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 90 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
IP = play.tunicmc.com Bedrock Port = 19132
play.tunicmc.com
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6141 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6368 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8515 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1268 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3405 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 90 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 162 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9386 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7296 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 317 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Votes: | 7108 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1563 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7976 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 166 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4075 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5402 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3591 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 477 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4432 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7688 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7516 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4395 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3614 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 21 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 4118 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6847 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 67 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!