Tumor Busters: Vortioxetine Edition

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also wanna cure cancer at the same time? well, this server is like that! join us and help us cure cancer with vortioxetine, the magical antidepressant that kills tumour cells in glioblastoma! we’re like doctors but in minecraft, saving lives one block at a time! come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one pixel at a time! #minecraftcurescancer #savingliveswithblocks #joinusnow
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SpookyIRLPlayer
Are you tired of running into scary people in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the scariest person you’ll encounter is a creeper sneaking up behind you! Join us for a spine-tingling adventure where the only jump scares come from exploding blocks and not your annoying neighbor Steve. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of pixelated terror! -
CraftyCommiesLOL
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵 -
Blocky Vaccine Trials
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?
come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!