come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).
we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
Updated November 19, 2024
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
