we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
Updated November 19, 2024
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5449 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
