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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4325 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.