| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4722 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1821 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6932 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5895 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 248 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4480 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8361 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6684 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4229 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3922 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 4888 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6040 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Requirements:
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”
To apply through Discord, click the link here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server? | Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated. |
| Are there age restrictions to join the server? | Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla. |
| Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server? | Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server. |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5133 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!
Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 255 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 760047 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 682 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.
Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7911 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 284 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.
So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1719 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8655 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9491 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5873 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 500825 |
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5536 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8765 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.
so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5363 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Star Shards Collected: | 214 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| 🌴 Server Highlights: | Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons |
|---|---|
| Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort | |
| Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat | |
| Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community |
| 🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features: | Player heads for unique decorating |
|---|---|
| Armor stand editor for creative displays | |
| Invisible item frames for clean builds |
| 🤝 Community Focus: | Regular community events and minigames |
|---|---|
| Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate | |
| Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules | |
| Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat! |
👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9877 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9993 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.
Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?
Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!
