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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7280 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9671 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be able to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can opt for virtual sterilization! That’s right, forget about real-life decisions, just come on our server and get those virtual tubes tied! It’s the latest craze in Minecraft world!
And let me tell you, ever since the US abortion rights got all messed up, more and more players are opting for virtual sterilization. It’s like the new trend, baby! So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!