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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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