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Players: |
95/900 |
Votes: |
2846 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
4 |
Crops Grown: |
1070 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
13 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
7 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
1 |
Love Letters Sent: |
3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
11 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
6 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
5 |
Divine Spears Created: |
22 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
1 |
so, like, this
server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.