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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9752 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 1211 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”