TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	960
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Star Shards Collected:	212

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	4648
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1239
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crops Grown:	9499

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.