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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Farms Harvested:	539
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	97
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8052
Dimension Hops:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Farms Harvested:	557
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	118	Astral Projections Made:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	214
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4794	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6020	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	107/300	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	61
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8