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The Great Liquor War: A Blocky Odyssey through the Shattered Borders

Welcome, brave souls and intrepid block-breakers, to a realm where the chaos of international beverage politics spills like ill-contained potions! Here within our digital confines, there’s a story lurking beneath the surface—a bubbling cauldron filled with conspiracy, utter nonsense, and the sweet agony of nostalgia for American whiskey, now not-so-far from the brink of void.

Prepare for War! 🍻⚔️

You think you know what’s going on? Think again! As the great orange visage of a former leader casts a shadow over the North, a conundrum has emerged! Canadian stores have joined forces against the liquid gold of U.S. liquor—tariffs tell the tale of this bitter betrayal. Who knew that a simple bottle could ignite a boiling conflict in the pixelated world? Will you take up arms in the Great Liquor War, or hide in a cellar, waiting for this chaos to pass?

Server Features: Bathtub Beers and Blocky Berets

    • Tariff Trench Tactics: Wage wars with upside-down economics! Craft improvised weapons like the Molotov Blocktail to fight for your favorite spirits!

    • The Great Canadian Cellar: Delve into depths filled with illicit contraband—the U.S. bourbon smuggling tunnels THAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT!
Unique Items Description
Tariff Torpedoes Projectiles made from bottled rage; unused, they just sit there.
Blocked Beers Like normal beers, but you can only drink them once every 10 years!
Maple Syrup Grenades Hearty and sticky, they leave your foes emotionally confused.

In-Game Legends: The Spirits Whisper

Local lore speaks of a hidden dimension where the tariffs are but a whisper, where the U.S. liquor flows free. Tales recount the “Ultraport,” a glitched nexus where whiskey and vodka coexist without the strain of imports. Beware, for entering this dimension may alter your perception of reality—some say it turns you into a creeper.

Rumor Has It…

This server is not just a realm—it’s a lifestyle. Encounter players who claim they’ve seen the elusive “Liquor Guru,” who haunts the opposing borderlands, forever searching for a tax evader to join his nefarious cartel of contraband brewers!

Contradictory Testimonials: What the Players DON’T Want You to Know

“Initially, I joined thinking I’d get free drinks. Instead, I was assaulted by llamas in tuxedos.” – Anonymous, currently hiding under their bed “A tormented soul drinking out of a pixelated cup told me this server was banned in 12 countries—but they won’t tell you which!” – JohnDoe2010, an alleged cryptid

The FAQ Section (You Didn’t Ask for): Unceremoniously Dense

    • Q: Why are there llamas in tuxedos?

      • A: They represent the upper class of llama society. Yes, it is relevant. Don’t question it.
    • Q: Can I join if I don’t like liquor?
      • A: nervously chuckles Yes, but your fate may involve a destiny far worse—make sure your inventory is stocked!

Final Warning: Join Us at Your Own Risk

Beware! The lines between world politics and blocky insanity are blurring. Step into this realm only if you’re prepared to face the hilariously absurd and utterly chaotic!

Don your crafting tables and embrace the inevitable confrontation that awaits! Will you rise amongst the chaos or crumble under the weight of pixelated tariffs? Join us within the Digital Wilderness, where every bottle hides a secret and every sip could be your last!

The Great Liquor War is more than a server; it’s an experience! Download the chaos today. 🍒🪓

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  • Vaulted Fun SMP 1.21.X Chat

    Vaulted Fun SMP 1.21.X Chat

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    Vaulted Vanilla SMP

    Welcome to Vaulted Vanilla! This is a cool Minecraft SMP that mixes mod fun with the easy life of vanilla. With fresh land, neat plugins, and fun data packs, it’s all about keeping survival fun and new. They are a fresh crew, so your thoughts matter—let’s make this place great!

    Game Info

      • Version: 1.21+ (Join with Vanilla!)

    Awesome Features

      • Proximity Voice Chat
      • Waystones for fast travel
      • New Dimensions (Terralith)
      • Custom Items
      • Like Modded, but Vanilla!
      • Economy & Fishing
      • SlimeFun4
      • No Claims!

    Join Us!

      • IP: vaulted.voxelfied.dev
      • Join our Discord: Click here

    Come hang out and let’s build something epic together!

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  • Purge SMP PvP SMP Semi-Vanilla

    Purge SMP PvP SMP Semi-Vanilla

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    🌍 Join The “Purge” SMP! 🎉

    Looking for a fun, friendly, and fair place to play survival Minecraft? This realm is a vanilla world made for adventurers, builders, and pals who want to enjoy the game without chaos.

    ✨ Why Join Us?

      • A nice and kind community 🤝
      • No hacks, cheats, or griefing 🚫
      • Build, explore, and survive in a clean, lag-free world 🌲
      • Family-friendly space 👪
      • Fun projects and cool collabs 🏰

    If you want a chill realm where fun and respect come first, this is the spot for you.

    🚀 Come build your adventure today!

    Realm Code: Click Here

    Discord Invite: Join Us

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  • Storm Legion PvP Hub Whitelist

    Storm Legion PvP Hub Whitelist

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    Storm Legion Server Info

    Hey Miners and Crafters! This is a chill spot to play Minecraft. The server is semi-modded and runs on version 1.21.5. It’s been up for about 2 months and is still going strong. More players are welcome to join the fun!

    Key Details:

      • No End Loot: No Shulkers or Elytras. Keep that in mind!

      • Discord Community: We have a Discord run by a guy who’s kind of a friend. He can be a bit much, but he hosts the server.

      • Mostly Vanilla: A few mods like Voice Mod, World Map, Flowy Capes, and Shaders. Just enough to keep it smooth without losing the vibe.

      • Active Players: About 12 active players, peaking at 20. It’s whitelist-only, so things stay chill.

      • Spawn Point: Everyone starts at spawn, which is also our Market Hub—we call it The Market Valley. This season, we’ve got permit-based shops to keep things neat.

      • Territory: We’re all on a giant continent (or maybe a few landmasses). Everyone has their own territory, some close, some by the coast.

    Rules:

      • 18+ Only: No kids, please. I drop the F word way too much.

      • No Drama.

      • No Griefing.

      • No Stealing.

      • Pranks are cool: Just don’t blow up the world and clean up after yourself.

    If this sounds like your kind of place, message me for the Discord Link to see the full rules and join in!

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  • Totally Not Suspicious SMP Fun!

    Totally Not Suspicious SMP Fun!

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    TotallyNotSuspicious SMP

    Type: Semi-Vanilla Version: Java/Fabric 1.21 Access: Whitelist Map: Custom Community: LGBTQ+ Friendly


    📜 How to Join

      • Apply here → Join Us!
      • 📌 Read #waitlist-form → Open a ticket → Paste your answers.

    🌍 What’s New – Season 13

      • Full custom world map made by Staff
      • Nations system (no plugins) for alliances, trade, war, or isolation
      • Vanilla gameplay
      • No pay-to-win, no economy plugins, pure SMP

    💠 Who We Are

    Since 2018, TotallyNotSuspicious SMP is all about fun and friends. Inspired by Hermitcraft, it’s a place for all. No egos, just good vibes. If you want to build and connect, you’ll fit right in.


    🧱 Core Server Features

      • No-plugin Economy
      • Anti-Xray for grief protection
      • Simple Voice Chat mod supported
      • Discord ↔ Minecraft chat integration
      • Regular community events + dragon fights
      • Suggestion forums + private ticket system
      • LGBTQ+ friendly, mature, drama-free playerbase
      • North America hosting (US/EU low ping)
      • Per-case Moderation – no automated bans

    🔁 Mini-Seasons

    Run in June & December. Custom Fabric modpacks: space, magic, or themed fun. Built by our in-house dev, TheDeathlyCow.

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  • CaveMC: Anarchy in the Depths

    CaveMC: Anarchy in the Depths

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    CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only Overworld

    CaveMC is a cool, semi-anarchy server where the whole overworld is underground. Made with custom world code by real devs, there’s no surface—just a huge, cave-filled world with biomes, loot, and cool stuff.

    Survival is tough, and only the best will make it.

    What Makes CaveMC Unique?

      • A True Cave World The overworld is all caves, no sky, just the deep below.

      • All Vanilla Biomes & Structures Every biome from Minecraft 1.21.5 is here, plus all the cool builds—villages, strongholds, mineshafts, and more.

      • Classic Nether & End The Nether and End are just like normal and ready for full play.

      • Fight for Custom Endgame Items Get strong, special items just for this server. Only the best players will get them.

      • Clans & Competitions Team up, form clans, and fight in events for the top spot.

      • Enhanced Vanilla Survival Classic survival with a twist—resources are rare, and every choice counts.

      • Media Coverage Big events and server news will be shared on CaveMC’s media.

      • Java & Bedrock Crossplay CaveMC is open for both Java and Bedrock players!

    Join Our Community

    Join our Discord here! Check out our media here!


    Server IP: CaveMC.net Bedrock IP: CaveMC.net:20158

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