Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anything goes and even the President isn’t safe! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we explore the limits of what you can get away with in-game.

Our server is so crazy that even the Secret Services won’t do anything to stop you from pulling off the most outrageous stunts. Want to grab Trump by the bussy? Go for it! The SS and Police are too incompetent to stop you, so let your imagination run wild.

Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Mines Excavated: 1848 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY