Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 783 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 117 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5780 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
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