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BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Void Gems Collected:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Votes:	3355	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	260

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ores Mined:	1975
Divine Spears Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9052	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	54	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crops Grown:	6607	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Votes:	6639
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

Players:	105/400	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7