Trump’s Blocky Minecraft Server

2024.., America, best for us, blocky, bullet for you, CONSERVATIVE, Economy, leadership, loves this country, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Mr President Trump, patriotism, president, Prosperous, re-election, REPUBLICAN, Rich, Server, success, Support, Trumps, united states

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New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most patriotic Minecraft server out there! Our server admin is so dedicated to this country that he actually took a bullet for you! Can you believe it? He’s like a real-life superhero, but in Minecraft form.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire while being protected by someone who would literally take a bullet for you. Who needs bodyguards when you have a Minecraft admin like that?

Plus, rumor has it that in 2024, our admin is planning a massive fireworks display to celebrate the server’s prosperity. You won’t want to miss it – it’s going to be the most epic Minecraft party ever!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!

TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, BETRAYAL, charges, Conflict, Espionage, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Legal, Military, Minecraft, Political, prosecution, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Treason, TreasonCraft, Ukraine, War

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hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

CraftyBibi’sJailbreakFun

arrest fears, Auschwitz event, CraftyBibisJailbreakFun, Netanyahu, Report

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come join our epic minecraft server where even Netanyahu is scared to attend our events because he thinks he’ll get arrested! we have so much chaos and craziness that even world leaders are shaking in their boots! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything can happen, including unexpected arrests and wild adventures. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Players:	103/600	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Players:	107/500	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	95/200	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	193523	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Players:	100/600	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	760949	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Players:	98/700	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Players:	108/500	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Players:	106/700	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9018	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1231	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Players:	90/200	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Players:	92/700	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	4095
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Players:	90/500	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Players:	103/400	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	177
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Players:	96/800	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	6115
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Players:	98/500	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3