TrumpElonCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	200	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear! So like, there’s this rumor going around that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are like, secretly playing on the server and trying to influence the elections or something. Like, can you imagine Trump building a giant wall around his base or Elon launching rockets to spy on other players? It’s so wild, you have to join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where they hold dance parties with llamas and parrots. It’s like, totally insane, you gotta join now before the FBI shuts it down or something! #MinecraftConspiracy #TrumpVsElon #LlamaDanceParty

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	270
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Towns Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Crops Grown:	8282
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4774
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	12

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Emeralds Found:	8592	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	4984	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	8422	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	54239
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	3069
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Towns Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Towns Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!