TrumpElonCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5669

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear! So like, there’s this rumor going around that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are like, secretly playing on the server and trying to influence the elections or something. Like, can you imagine Trump building a giant wall around his base or Elon launching rockets to spy on other players? It’s so wild, you have to join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where they hold dance parties with llamas and parrots. It’s like, totally insane, you gotta join now before the FBI shuts it down or something! #MinecraftConspiracy #TrumpVsElon #LlamaDanceParty

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	856	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	7144	Falling into the Void:	0

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	2756
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7942
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Crops Grown:	2544
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Divine Spears Created:	10

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Votes:	9901	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Animals Bred:	186	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Void Armor Forged:	10

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KraftyKanzlerCraft

Campaign, Candidate, chancellor, Coalition, Democracy, european union, extremism, far right, front-runner, German election, germany, Government, KraftyKanzlerCraft, leadership, nationalism, opposition, policies, political party, Politics, Voting

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

lol u know what else is never gonna happen? u never gonna regret joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden spoon. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs politics when u can have fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? join now before the villagers start a rebellion and demand better trading rates!

Antarctic Duck Dynasty

ancient birds, ancient creatures, ancient species, ancient wildlife, antarctic, Antarctic discovery, antarctica, Antarctica exploration, Antarctica fauna, Antarctica history, Antarctica wildlife, avian evolution, avian fossils, bird evolution, duck, DYNASTY, earth’s history, Evolution, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, prehistoric birds, scientific research, waterfowl

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into a world where ducks ruled Antarctica 69 million years ago? Join our cray-cray Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between the ancient waterfowl and the mighty penguins. Will you be able to tame a duck and ride it into battle? Only on our server, baby! Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden duck eggs scattered all over the map that can hatch into rare and powerful duck mounts. So what are you waiting for? Come join the quack-tastic fun and let’s make history together!

Jerdjen Republic

Cities, City-Based, Community, Donations, early access, Economy, Fair Play, fair treatment, game updates, Jerdjen Republic, Minecraft, no p2w, public transport, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Store, Survival, Towns, Vehicles, voting page, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to Jerdjen Republic’s Voting Page! This Server is currently not publicly available yet, please visit jerdjenrepublic.net for when it officially releases!

Jerdjen Republic is a City-Based Minecraft Server. Drive Vehicles across vast Towns and Cities, trade with People through an extensive Economy, ride the (currently free) Public Transport or farm for Resources!

Jerdjen Republic also has a No P2W commitement and everything will be currently run through donations. After game updates a store may release, however, it will not sell any elements or items that make you better than other players. Everyone gets the same fair treatement.

Have you liked what you read so far? Then this Server is for you. Go ahead and try it now!

Jerdjen Republic is currently in Early Access. Expect things to change over the coming months.

play.jerdjenrepublic.net