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SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	7580

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Animals Bred:	87	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	888
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Star Shards Collected:	175
Chimeras Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Void Gems Collected:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	187	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersion, java, no-frills, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	1285
Star Shards Collected:	194	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2253	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

Overview

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Casual Minecraft offer?: A: Casual Minecraft offers a no-frills survival SMP experience for players.
Q: Is there optional proximity chat available on the server?: A: Yes, players who enjoy proximity chat can enable this feature for added immersion.
Q: Are builders needed on Casual Minecraft?: A: Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region and create a lasting legacy on the server.

Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, doctor’s orders, dosage, Drugstore, healing, health, Healthcare, Instructions, medication, Medicine, Mupill, pharmaceuticals, pharmacy, pill, Prescription, Recovery, refill, side effects, Take the mupill, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Hey you, yeah you! Do you like to build stuff and destroy stuff in a virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!

PantsBlockParty

body type, Buy, fit, Friend, hurt, Insecurities, insecurities playing, Jealousy, measurements, ONLINE, online thrifting, pants, PantsBlockParty, price, reasonable, sale, smaller, smaller fit, stranger, try on, Unique

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pants are the ultimate currency! Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect pair of pants that will fit your blocky character like a glove.

We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.

But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?

Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?

UnderratedVoyage – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, culture, Destination, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, must visit, Off the beaten path, off the grid, smp, tourism, travel, travel advice, travel inspiration, travel recommendations, travel tips, Underrated, underrated destinations, underrated travel spots, UnderratedVoyage, Unique, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	170
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most underrated place you’ve never heard of but need to visit ASAP! Like seriously, this server is like a hidden gem in the Minecraft world, full of crazy adventures and wacky characters.

I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.

CraftyConspiracyTheory

Accepted, BELIEF, biggest theory, Certainty, completely true, consensus, conviction, CraftyConspiracyTheory, Established, evidence based, fact, firm belief, Hypothesis, philosophy, Principle, PROVEN, Science, Truth, Undeniable, unshakable, unwavering

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Do you believe in the theory that diamonds in Minecraft are actually made from unicorn tears? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us and witness the majestic unicorns shedding their tears to create the most valuable resource in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Votes:	9039	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28