TrumpedCraft: The Collapse is Near!

AMERICANS, collapse, consequences, controversial, current events, Europe, global affairs, Government, ignorance, international relations, leadership, ostracize, persona non grata, Plans, Politics, Presidency, trump, TrumpedCraft, unaware, united states, US

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the political chaos in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape from all the drama and build your own world! We have secret plans underway to ostracize all the political drama and make Minecraft great again! Join us before Europe declares the US as “persona non grata” and escape to a world where the only thing collapsing is your friend’s poorly built house. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	2540
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5453	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	8535	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Emeralds Found:	9436

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	168433
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Towns Built:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ores Mined:	6567	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Items Found:	3836	Alien Abductions:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mines Excavated:	4520	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Potions Brewed:	134	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!