TrumpCraft2025 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	3446
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	793816

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Void Gems Collected:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
New Chunks Explored:	403253	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Emeralds Found:	3694
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ores Mined:	8712
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crops Grown:	9860

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Emeralds Found:	1994
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8410	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	549
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7738