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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4635 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 57129 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)